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See what happens when your butt’s too skinny?

Charlie made some homemade mac & cheese.  Yum!  (Think you might have forgotten to add a thing or two, Charlie?)

Nellie snuggling with her puke bucket.  Heat exhaustion + tonsillitis = one very moody Nellie.  Or maybe she ate some of Charlie’s cooking.

Q:  What do you do with kids who don’t do their chores?

A:  Set them adrift at sea, ala useless old Eskimos.

So some geniuses I know got the idea to build some rafts for the pond.  Charlie worked hard on his.

He’s about as good at raft building as he is at cooking.

Isaac’s was at least square.

Ah, finally something promising when Steve, Cody, Duke, and Nellie pooled their resources.

Launched!

Duke took a ride.

And Charlie.

Isaac.

Cody.

And finally Steve.

Um, wait.  Why isn’t it floating?  Hand me a pole and I’ll push out into deeper water because then, you know, I’ll have, like, better buoyancy.

How’d that work out for you, Steve?

*snicker*

Sum-sum-summertime!

Dirty Children R Us.

The pond, filled with snapping turtles, snakes, giant barbed fish, and pathogens a’plenty.  Yeah, great place to cool off.

That same rock looked at Duke wrong again.  This time when Duke headbutted it, he broke it into three pieces.  Steve had to rescue the poor rocks, digging pieces out of Duke’s skin.

Isn’t this how Bruce Banner looked right before he started turning green??

Just to show Duke does things other than headbutt rocks.  He also frightens small children.

The summer squash patch and cardboarded parts of the garden in the background behind Aardvark Boy.  Don’t ask.

Our new-fangled drip irrigation system.

Summer squash babies.

Cucumber babies.

Pole beans climbing the Mother’s Day trellis.

Plant Purgatory:  Not the garden, not the greenhouse.  Quick fence going up here to keep giant, slobbery dogs from sniffing them to death.

Slime and Punishment

First, a few of the plums from the other day, after stemming and cleaning.  Gorgeous!

Someone did a dog dump & run last night.  Jerks.  I’ll spare ya the details but we’re keeping him (and getting “SUCKER” tattooed on our foreheads).  He’s huge and, oh, the slime & slobber!!!  He’s a sweet, gentle thing and listens very well.  We introduced him to the other dogs, the cats, chickens, and sheep, and all’s well.

We’ve named him “Whip” because his constantly wagging tail will whip the snot right out of ya!  So, guesses on breed?  Guesses so far are Mastiff and Great Dane.

I’d not cut the guys’ hair since the night before Josie was born, four months ago, so tonight was the night.  Guess what happens when you mouth off to me during a haircut?  And, no, I’ll not be fixing it.  :-D   (I should have made a heart!)

Duke headbutted a rock because it looked at him wrong.  Don’t ever look at Duke wrong.  It makes him very, very cranky.

Bath time at the Speeds!

This evening, we headed over to a friend’s place to pick wild plums.  Yum!  Got 4-5 gallons, I think?  Time to make some jam & jelly!

Nellie picked some yarrow there, too.

The plum thicket is in the pasture with a small herd of cattle and… water buffalo.

Spamolicious

Just for you fellow iPhone users out there (that I’ve not already pestered):

My brother, David, has just released a new iPhone app called YoFrog.  Click that baby, read about it, want it, get it, and review it.  You know you wanna.  Then he’ll get filthy, stinkin’ rich and I can borrow money like there’s no tomorrow.

We’ve been building a new chicken coop this spring, as you may have noticed in the background of certain pics.  I decided to wait until it was all/mostly done and post all of the pics together.  Here we go!

**Disclaimer:  When I use the word “we” in this post, you can be fairly certain that I mean Steve and the kids building while Josie and I “supervised”.  We are very good supervisors.  ;-)

The chicks were born mid-March and we bought them at three weeks of age.  They lived in a pen in the greenhouse until the coop was done enough to be safe & secure.  30 straight run, some Barred Rocks, some Rhode Island Reds, and a couple of Easter Eggers.

The concrete pad was poured in the, fittingly, pouring rain so the finished surface was not so great.  We later covered it with cheap vinyl flooring (and wood shavings/chips on top of that) which makes cleaning a breeze.  The pad is 10′ x 15′.

Everyone getting in on the prep for pouring.

The framing and roof is up.  Insulation and walls going up.  Hardware cloth covers ventilation gaps along the two long sides.  The wall on your right shows framing for two additional small bird doors that are sheeted over for now.  We will cut those out once the rest of the run is completed.

Here, you can better see the vinyl-covered floor as well as the ventilation gaps running under the roof.  There is one large, hardware cloth-covered window on each wall.

Interior sheeting starting to go up.  You can see the framing for the large bird door here that will lead into the small, covered run that will be completed first.

The interior is divided:  10′ x 10′ for the birds and 10′ x 5′ for storage.  Here, Steve is making the interior door.  You can also see the kick board along the bottom of where the divider wall will go.  That keeps the litter (wood shavings/chips) from getting kicked all over.  In fact, all of the various entrances & exits are raised for this purpose.

The interior wall and door completed.

And the gang finally moved into their new home.

A good view of the storage area before the exterior wall goes up.

The large bird door is sheeted over here, awaiting completion of the covered run.  The framing is just started for that, on the right side.

Framing going up for the final exterior wall and a salvage door from a coffee shop in town.

More progress on the exterior wall.  You can see square tubing sticking out over the window.  Each window will have a hinged cover that can close in cold weather — with a cable attached, running through the tubing, to the interior of the coop so we can open and close them all from inside.

A feeder Steve made from scrap metal.  It easily holds a 50# bag of feed.

With the lid off, you can see the baffles.

A quickie flower bed and some trim done on the front of the building.

The small, covered run will be Fort Knox, like the coop.  I-beam is buried to keep out digging predators.  (The I-beam does have holes for drainage.)

Poles welded to both the roof and buried I-beam form the framework.

Sheet metal along the bottom and chicken wire along the top means nothing is getting in — once we replace the chicken wire with welded wire when it’s in the budget.  We had the chicken wire on hand already, though, so that’s what went up for now.

The gang checking out the run after the door sheeting was cut out.  (No, the fan doesn’t stay.)

A roost made from a 2×4, coated in linseed oil, atop a wide, vinyl-covered board.  Why?  Because they poop a lot when they roost at night.  (During the day, they’re usually out in the run.)  The droppings board collects most of the poop (easily scraped off of the vinyl with a plastic spackle knife) and the floor litter stays dry and sweet for a very long time.

An exterior gate for the run that Steve made and added, making it easy to toss in kitchen slop and garden weedings.

The big bird door Steve made, here opened to let the birds come and go between coop and run at will.

And closed to secure them in the coop.  Like the windows, this door will have a solid covering for winter.

It’s not near done yet.  Lots of little fidgety stuff to do but it’s a good, working coop & run for now.  We’ll be making nest boxes soon as it won’t be much longer before the hens start laying.  And the the rest of the run.  It will continue on from the external run gate, into a 4-foot wide “moat” of sorts, and go all of the way around the kitchen garden.  The birds will be able to catch bad bugs we toss in from the garden as well as eat and scratch into oblivion all of the stinking Bermuda grass that is eternally creeping in to try and take over the garden.  Building it will take some time so Steve will do it in sections as he has the time and patience.  That’s what one of the small, sheeted-over bird doors is for that I mentioned above — entrance into the other side of the moat run.  The other small bird door will open directly into the garden itself so we can turn them loose to scratch, eat, and compost-in-place the kitchen garden during winter, giving the moat a chance to rest & recover.

95% of the coop and run was built from free/scrap/salvage.  Cool, huh?

(It’s after midnight and it’s taken me forever to type all of this out one-handed.  My brain went to sleep hours ago.  Holler if something didn’t make sense.  And I’m going to be really ticked off if I dreamed all of this and have to do it again tomorrow.)

First, the obligatory baby pics:

On her last visit, Grandma Kaye brought a car-(non)walker-bouncy contraption.  Josie’s getting pretty good at sitting upright these days, so I crammed her into it the other day to see what she thought of it.

Hmmm…  Assessing  the layout.

Hey!  They actually left the keys in it for me!

Wait a minute…  I can’t get my stinkin’ arms out, for Pete’s sake!

Maybe I can eat my way out.

Did ya find that amusing, Mom?  Well. did ya, punk?  Just wait ’til you see what I just left in my diaper for you!  Bwahaha!

And now for a little garden porn, starting with an assortment of summer squash.

A couple of chiles and tomatoes.

A few bush beans.

Cukes and pole beans getting ready to start climbing the arch trellis.

Some more pole beans in the wellhouse garden, along with some carrots, lettuces, garlic, and onions.

It’s been a horrible year to have a garden so far.  All of the rain killed off half of the garden and stunted the rest.  I had to replant most of it but it’s finally starting to take off.  We’ll see how much we get before the heat shuts it down for a mid-summer break.

A cactus bloom, starting to close for the night.

A local farm store was clearancing out their plants so we got a buttload of plants for next to nothing.  I squeezed the little ones into the chicken house flower garden, in between marigold & zinnia seedlings and a crazy assortment of bulbs.

And 85-90 one-gallon pots of dwarf sunflowers.  Each pot contains, on average, four sunflowers.  No, I have no idea what we’re doing with them but, hey, all of that potting soil and really sturdy pots for a few cents?  I’m not complaining.

Could it be?

Two posts in one day??  I amaze even myself some days.

A rose I got from an Arkansas friend a couple of years ago, fully in bloom.  The scent as we walk anywhere on that side of the yard is incredible right now!

Elderberries going crazy with the blooming as well.  (Beans, lettuces, garlic, and onions in front of it.)

One of three aronias that I bought a couple of years back, then cheesed them off with transplanting again a year or so after that.  The poor things are finally going to make some progress this year… if I can keep my grubby paws off of them.

What do you do when you need more potting soil but can’t/won’t/don’t wanna spend the money?  You make your own, of course!  Steve brought out the cement mixer and filled me up a couple of 55-gallon drums today.

Almost forgot this unknown flower.

And a few of the first wild blackberries of the season.  (Blurry indoor pic from Steve’s cell phone.)

Bambi & Doggy Kong

We all finally decided on a name for the new pooch:  Doggy Kong, or Kong for short.  He’s doing great, follows us around everywhere and, just this morning, scared away a roaming dog with his psycho barking. He gets along great with the cats and chickens so far.

Rocko, the big baby, in the baby bouncy seat.  No wonder it gets so dirty!

Bambi!!

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